'For Christ's sake be careful. The only wrong thing is that Billy and I aren't gay. As he purred round the clipper ship in his dark glasses and discreetly coroneted black shirt, clinching deals and pinching bottoms, he looked more like a pirate king than ever. They may not be hot enough.
I've offered Declan a horse if ever he wants a day's hunting. Declan sat down on the snow-covered window-ledge outside the shop, obscuring the postcard advertisements for lost gerbils, daily women and secondhand carrycots in the window. 'I've found a marvellous stallion, and a brood mare for Freddie. ' Course not,' said Freddie, putting it back in the car.
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